People's Blog • Texazistan's House Rules
Austinisbad, TexazistanOppressed Conference: RE House RulesIn the first week of the Texazistan House Session, Speaker of the House, Dustin Burrows reinstated democracy over a horde of Make Texas...
View ArticlePeople's Blog • You can't talk to Russia this way!
Trump is definitely not what Russia was hoping for after all. Notice that while Trump is taking a distinctly confrontational stance with Russia, there's no bedwetting about escalation and nuclear...
View ArticlePeople's Blog • “Better Put Some ICE On That..”
Some quotes just keep on ….Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 1/27/2025, 4:44 pm — Replies 0 — Views 256
View ArticlePeople's Blog • Shock Reveal: Biden Lost the President's Magic Inflation Wand
Washington, DC- After only a few days in office, President Donald Trump has already fulfilled many of his campaign promises. Critics note, however, that he has been unsuccessful at instantly lowering...
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People's Blog • Hollywood Resets "Days Since Last Bizarre Meltdown"...
Hollywood, CA -- Hollywood reset its "Number of Days Since Last Bizarre Meltdown" Counter after Selena Gomez posted - and quickly deleted - a performative video of herself crying uncontrollably about...
View ArticlePeople's Blog • Wellness Check on Red Square?
Has anyone seen or heard Red Square in a while? I would have just assumed he was recovering from the extra vodka rations after the inauguration, but has anyone seen or heard from him since Nov 5?Is...
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People's Blog • Pete Hegseth Announces New Tactical Handmaidens Uniform
Pentagon, VA -- The Department of Defense announced new uniform regulations today following the appointment of Pete Hegseth as Secretary of Defense.The Tactical Handmaidens Uniform (THU) will become...
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People's Blog • The Gulf of Current Truth
The Current Truth™ is that there is a gulf once known as the Gulf of Mexico and now known as the Gulf of America (at least in the U.S.)Get used to it. The Gulf of Mexico name is officially recognized...
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People's Blog • New White House Press Secretary Excels
Karoline Leavitt tells it like it is. Not only the youngest WHPS in history but an especially credible one after the last four years.Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 1/28/2025, 6:52 pm —...
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People's Blog • Communist China's New Deepseat AI
China's new AI is called "Deepseek," but when I first heard about it on radio, I thought it was called "Deepseat." I'd already created a bogus advertisement for "Deepseat" and didn't change it because...
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People's Blog • Are You Supportive of These Onesies?
"Are you supportive of these onesies?" I sure am.Close-up for the near-sighted visually challenged:Other news outlets saw the dust-up a bit differently:Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana —...
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People's Blog • Said Without Evidence
An "editorial needle" or "editorial spike," occurs wherever a hooligan journalist inserts an unnecessary phrase into reportage that serves only to disparage or cast doubt on the integrity of a person....
View ArticlePeople's Blog • What May Have Happened over the Potomac
Captain Steve is a current airline pilot. iframe Ward Carroll is a former F-14 RIO. iframe Statistics: Posted by Komissar al-Blogunov — 2/1/2025, 9:41 pm — Replies 2 — Views 387
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People's Blog • Happy Chuckalope Day!
Happy Chuckalope Day, Comrades.This morning, from deep in the western frontier of the Pennsylvakia Oblast, at Knob Gobbler Hill in the sleepy Kollective of Punksutawnsky, Philby the Chuckalope did not...
View ArticlePeople's Blog • A Day Without Immigrants - Monday, Feb. 3
Comrades, we—The People™ of TPC™ strive to put forth Current Truth™ through parody and satire, but lately parody and satire has been writing itself with a tsunami of actual absurdities.Today, the...
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People's Blog • Scotland Considers Banning Cats
Comrades, last night I posted the following: “The People™ of TPC™ strive to put forth Current Truth™ through parody and satire, but lately parody and satire has been writing itself with a tsunami of...
View ArticlePeople's Blog • Trump Unloads Assault Executive Order
Trump’s Assault Executive Order will demolish the Department of Education as a Federal Department of the USSA. This Assault Executive Order will force all State Education Departments to get their sh*t...
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People's Blog • Two-Minute Hate - February 2025
The Two-Minute Hate is a great way of letting off steam and condemning someone or something at the same time, plus, it's a game anyone can play without having to stick to a single topic.I have a few...
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People's Blog • GWONT War in Texazistan
Comrades, nothing is more GWONT than when two tax payer funded Departments go to war... with each other.This advertisement for GWONT was posted in a convenience store restroom in Harris County,...
View ArticlePeople's Blog • How Will the Waffle House Egg Surcharge Affect the Cube?
https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2025/ ... -bird-flu/Just asking the question... Statistics: Posted by Panem Et Circenses — 2/5/2025, 11:20 am — Replies 3 — Views 307
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