Washington, DC- After only a few days in office, President Donald Trump has already fulfilled many of his campaign promises. Critics note, however, that he has been unsuccessful at instantly lowering the high levels of inflation that have plagued the US economy in recent years.
In response, Trump's Press secretary, Karoline Leavitt, revealed today that the President has been unable to combat US inflation because the previous president, Joe Biden, lost a top secret piece of equipment called the "Magic Inflation Wand." This shocking explanation was followed with additional details about this previously unknown tool of Presidential power.
The wand was apparently created by Ben Franklin using a turkey feather core in 1783. He gave it to the US government in 1789, where it was first wielded by President Washington to dismantle the budding political parties of the time.
After the news broke of the existence of the Presidential magic wand, former Biden staffers noted that Joe Biden wasn't able to control inflation during his administration because he forgot the incantation necessary ("Reducto Inflationus") and afterwards lost the wand entirely. His staff isn't sure when the wand went missing, but feel he may have "thought it was a just a stick" and threw it away.
The Trump team is reportedly investigating inflation control "the old fashioned" way by reducing regulation, curtailing spending, and tightening the US money supply.
In response, Trump's Press secretary, Karoline Leavitt, revealed today that the President has been unable to combat US inflation because the previous president, Joe Biden, lost a top secret piece of equipment called the "Magic Inflation Wand." This shocking explanation was followed with additional details about this previously unknown tool of Presidential power.
The wand was apparently created by Ben Franklin using a turkey feather core in 1783. He gave it to the US government in 1789, where it was first wielded by President Washington to dismantle the budding political parties of the time.
After the news broke of the existence of the Presidential magic wand, former Biden staffers noted that Joe Biden wasn't able to control inflation during his administration because he forgot the incantation necessary ("Reducto Inflationus") and afterwards lost the wand entirely. His staff isn't sure when the wand went missing, but feel he may have "thought it was a just a stick" and threw it away.
The Trump team is reportedly investigating inflation control "the old fashioned" way by reducing regulation, curtailing spending, and tightening the US money supply.
Statistics: Posted by Panem Et Circenses — 1/28/2025, 9:26 am — Replies 0 — Views 151