Comrades, on this Memorial Day weekend, we must remember what a great job the FBI is doing to counter Domestic Terrorism™. From shoot-to-kill orders for a raid on a former president’s home to the Radical Terrorist™ parents Terrorizing™ school boards, your FBI is on the case and fighting for YOU!....r party.
The FBI has identified a new Domestic Terrorist™ threat that is radicalizing people across the USSA. Grocery bills. Yes, it's true. This radical literature is distorting the minds of millions of voters posing an existential threat to The Party™. The FBI has been tasked with combating this threat.
There have been a series of raids conducted, by land, sea and air, combined arms assaults, on seemingly innocent supermarkets that are deliberately gouging customers to make them mad and hate The Party™. We will combat this scourge on Our Democracy™.
Don’t worry though, if you happen to get caught up in one of these raids, the authorization of lethal force is perfectly normal and legal. So just duck.
The FBI has identified a new Domestic Terrorist™ threat that is radicalizing people across the USSA. Grocery bills. Yes, it's true. This radical literature is distorting the minds of millions of voters posing an existential threat to The Party™. The FBI has been tasked with combating this threat.
There have been a series of raids conducted, by land, sea and air, combined arms assaults, on seemingly innocent supermarkets that are deliberately gouging customers to make them mad and hate The Party™. We will combat this scourge on Our Democracy™.
Don’t worry though, if you happen to get caught up in one of these raids, the authorization of lethal force is perfectly normal and legal. So just duck.
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